Building Manager – More Follow Up

Still no word from Ted…so, I’ve sent another email today (10.11.10).

Hi Ted,

Season’s greetings from your favorite frozen Inuit friends up here on the 9th floor, office 9116!

Not sure if you’ve noticed but, sometime over the unusually warm weekend, the offices next to us tragically are no longer where they used to be. Sadly, the effects of global warming and the melting polar caps must have caused some sort of giant glacial shift, whereby these offices fell victim to its path – and were swept away.

On a more positive note, due to the unusually warm weekend, Kirk, Jules and I discovered a perfectly preserved person buried within our office in a block of ice. After about 6.5 hours chiseling away various ice sculptures, we were able to finally get her out.

Needless to say, her motor and cognitive skills are severely damaged and her identity remains a mystery. To this point, we’ve gone ahead and given her a temporary nickname, “Encino Woman.” Although…now that I think about this for a second, it’s kind of weird that whenever we call her “Encino Woman,” she whispers in an almost violent shiver back to us - “Heat…her.” Do you think she’s still cold and wants a “heater” or do you think her name is “Heather?” Regardless, she’ll always be our Encino Woman…

On that note, please let us know if there are any plans on sending help our way. We’ve been able to stream some Man vs. Wild episodes via internet. Specifically, Season 4: Episode 1 where Bear Grylls heads for the icy wastes of the Arctic Circle, and tackles a frozen waterfall, hunts wild reindeer and battles against some of the coldest conditions on the planet…so, we’re learning how to make the necessary adjustments to survive. However, it really would be great if we could receive some portable heaters and avoid using the wood from the couch to make a fire.

Thanks!